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tastefullyoffensive:

[iwearmyseatbelt]

magicconchshell:

the sims 4 should be in 3D and i want more graphic woohooing because i know damn well babies dont come from 2 sims moving around under the covers and some fucking rose petals falling from the sky no

idreamofjimmy:

The United States Postal Service

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

sharkeishaa:

My sister texted my dad yesterday asking to go to the mall and he said “i guess so” but today he took it back so she printed the text and this was the result

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

thequeenvevo:

"yeah i used to like you too"

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nonespark:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

how. IN THE FUCK. did that get through.
who was drunk and officially sent this advertisement out. who didn’t tell them something was wrong. who put up an inappropriately faulty billboard without anyone saying anything.
what monkeys were in charge of this operation.

nonespark:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

how. IN THE FUCK. did that get through.

who was drunk and officially sent this advertisement out. who didn’t tell them something was wrong. who put up an inappropriately faulty billboard without anyone saying anything.

what monkeys were in charge of this operation.

tittyminaj:

Lana Dell Support

tittyminaj:

Lana Dell Support